Theodor Geisel Debate

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Post by Doctor Toast » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:01 am

AOE22 wrote:
Theodor Seuss Geisel wrote:Stay a while, and listen.

Recently, there has been a lot of controversy surrounding my name. Sure, I have cult followers, and sure, people love to hate on me, but I'm honestly not all that bad. I often volunteer at animal shelters, and help feed them. And, by them, I mean my followers. I also keep a garden at home so that the deer can feed happily. I primarily grow buttercups, nightshade, and foxgloves. I have three dogs. I keep them in my basement. They landed in there when they were once my cult followers, but they disobeyed me, so I transformed them. I appreciate all the help from my servants. I love all of you so. And for My sake, may you worship the toast forever!

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This one is a pretender. Theodor Geisel already exists.
Nonsense, my child! I am the true Toast, the Allmighty, He! Now, get in my water vat, and scream until I'm convinced you're worthy to follow me!
*ahem*
Anyone else wish to rebel against Us?
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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Sassy Cassie » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:07 am

As 20 Characters! once wrote:*quietly whispers* " your not the real Theodor Seuss Geisel..."

* leaps up and punches fake Theodor Geisel IN THE FACE*

"The real Theodor Seuss Geisel is made of whole grain!"
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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Doctor Toast » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:10 am

AOE22 wrote:
As 20 Characters! once wrote:*quietly whispers* " your not the real Theodor Seuss Geisel..."

* leaps up and punches fake Theodor Geisel IN THE FACE*

"The real Theodor Seuss Geisel is made of whole grain!"
AOE... you're pushing it......
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Quasar wrote:Version 0.8.0 will contain fluffy bunnies, toast gods, and creature religion revolving around Theodor Seuss Geisel.

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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Ewery1 » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:11 am

Theodor Seuss Geisel wrote:
AOE22 wrote:
As 20 Characters! once wrote:*quietly whispers* " your not the real Theodor Seuss Geisel..."

* leaps up and punches fake Theodor Geisel IN THE FACE*

"The real Theodor Seuss Geisel is made of whole grain!"
AOE... you're pushing it......
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Sassy Cassie » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:12 am

Theodor Seuss Geisel wrote:
AOE22 wrote:
As 20 Characters! once wrote:*quietly whispers* " your not the real Theodor Seuss Geisel..."

* leaps up and punches fake Theodor Geisel IN THE FACE*

"The real Theodor Seuss Geisel is made of whole grain!"
AOE... you're pushing it......
When the realTheodor Geisel is here, I will continue talking. Good Fekoff sire!
"Always trust Greeks bearing gifts. Your friendly neighborhood psycopath might be that gift."
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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Doctor Toast » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:14 am

AOE22 wrote:When the realTheodor Geisel is here, I will continue talking. Good Fekoff sire!
There is no real Theodor Geisel. There are many. We share a hive mind, a cult, and a sip of our enemies' blood... I will restate myself, AOE... continue pushing, and there will be consequences...
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Quasar wrote:Version 0.8.0 will contain fluffy bunnies, toast gods, and creature religion revolving around Theodor Seuss Geisel.

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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Grockstar124 » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:14 am

It's either Ewery,Alpha, Creator or Quasar.
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Bore him and you will find you're crumpled up and thrown away
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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Ewery1 » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:15 am

Grockstar124 wrote:It's either Ewery,Alpha, Creator or Quasar.
I suspect Creator, because it sure isn't me.
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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Doctor Toast » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:16 am

Ewery1 wrote:
Grockstar124 wrote:It's either Ewery,Alpha, Creator or Quasar.
I suspect Creator, because it sure isn't me.
I am no... imitation... I am the real Theodor Seuss Geisel... Can't you tell by my account picture!?
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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Post by Grockstar124 » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:18 am

Theodor Seuss Geisel wrote:
Ewery1 wrote:
Grockstar124 wrote:It's either Ewery,Alpha, Creator or Quasar.
I suspect Creator, because it sure isn't me.
I am no... imitation... I am the real Theodor Seuss Geisel... Can't you tell by my profile picture!?
In that case, I'm a God of death and destruction
See how the game of life is never won, you only play
Bore him and you will find you're crumpled up and thrown away
Clinging to fate and blaming it when life won't go your way
Such a laugh, HA! Life is just a game!

↑The Game of Life↓

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