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Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:04 am
by DehEvil
Theodor Geisel wrote:
dinoman9877 wrote:Toast is nothing more than cooked bread.

Which tastes nice with butter or jelly, and goes well with almost any breakfast.

Not an all powerful deity.

Now excuse me, I just heard the toaster finish toasting up my breakfast...
HERECY! YOU SHATH BE CURSED!!!

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
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Dear God...

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:05 am
by 20 characters!
That joke was stale .....

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:09 am
by DehEvil
He's real! *prays to Halo for safety*

toast

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:23 am
by Sassy Cassie
*In fear of Theodor Geisel, the Halo gods completely ignore you.*

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:25 am
by Sassy Cassie
THE GREAT Theodor Geisel!! *Bows down obediantly* These heretics were befouling your name, sir. What do you want me to do about them?

toast

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:32 am
by 20 characters!
* bows*
" I am deeply sorry for what I said, please, please, please be merciful I have served you well up to this point and have helped spread your name around these forms so that all could enjoy your magnificence please do not destroy me I was nearly having a joke, that's all. " :cry:

toast

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:04 pm
by dinoman9877
Theodor Geisel wrote:
dinoman9877 wrote:Toast is nothing more than cooked bread.

Which tastes nice with butter or jelly, and goes well with almost any breakfast.

Not an all powerful deity.

Now excuse me, I just heard the toaster finish toasting up my breakfast...
HERECY! YOU SHATH BE CURSED!!!

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
Image

toast
Ooh! Breakfast! Get in mah belleh!

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:11 pm
by DehEvil
Now with the backing of Halo I laugh in toast's face :lol:

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:58 pm
by Doctor Toast
TOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOASTTOAST

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:00 am
by Sassy Cassie
Theodor Seuss Geisel wrote:Stay a while, and listen.

Recently, there has been a lot of controversy surrounding my name. Sure, I have cult followers, and sure, people love to hate on me, but I'm honestly not all that bad. I often volunteer at animal shelters, and help feed them. And, by them, I mean my followers. I also keep a garden at home so that the deer can feed happily. I primarily grow buttercups, nightshade, and foxgloves. I have three dogs. I keep them in my basement. They landed in there when they were once my cult followers, but they disobeyed me, so I transformed them. I appreciate all the help from my servants. I love all of you so. And for My sake, may you worship the toast forever!

toast
This one is a pretender. Theodor Geisel already exists.

toast