Creepy meatpuppets and your predilection towards pressing them together...
STOP FEEDING SLAANESH!



Just go out on dates like normal non-Slaaneshi non-corporeal Sophonts and ruthlessly plan how to seduce your date mentally then hope it all goes well.
Also, what is it about the internet and forums in particular that lets conversations go from a poorly-worded misspelling spambot to sodomy, relationships and dirty meatpuppet sex?
Seriously, pray my plans to keep Slaanesh away from 4chan succeed. Or for my other plans to channel Slaanesh's 4chan induced urges in a productive (for me) way succeed.