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by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:30 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: Theodor Geisel is eternal! He shall never die!
Replies: 18
Views: 2345

Re: Theodor Geisel is eternal! He shall never die!

Quasar, wipe this scourge out. A then stone him. And burn him. Smexyfish45, I know we've had some rough times, but I want you to know I meant you no harm. I just felt your disrespect for a deity such as myself dangerous. You have proved one thing to me: you do not like to be controlled. But, I will...
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:28 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: It's been a weird day
Replies: 40
Views: 4924

Re: It's been a weird day

Okay everyone, I hope you've all got the bad jokes about toast deities out of your system, because I'm going to stop enabling them now. That's right, parties over. Pack it up. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get all the toilet paper off the ceiling and scrub the smell of rum out of the carpets...
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:24 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: Theodor Geisel is eternal! He shall never die!
Replies: 18
Views: 2345

Re: Theodor Geisel is eternal! He shall never die!

Seriously, though... how DID you do that Applevac? Applevac did nothing. He is merely my ultimate adversary. He is loyal to me until the end, and past that. He has sworn his soul to me, and in return, I have given him powers beyond control. However, I united us using a blood bond. Your names are no...
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:22 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: Theodor Geisel is eternal! He shall never die!
Replies: 18
Views: 2345

Re: Theodor Geisel is eternal! He shall never die!

Ewery1 wrote:NO! I AM NOT A TOAST WORSHIPER! TAKE ME OUT! THE FALSE PROPHET IS INFECTING YOUR MINDS!
You shall be converted. Look deep into my eyes. I promise you the universe. I promise you my love, and my attention. I can show you the inner workings of the world.
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:15 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: Theodor Geisel Debate
Replies: 84
Views: 11637

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

I remain safe in my undisclosed location. I have enough porn food to last me a few decades so I should be able to wait this through. You're in a bunker in Jacksonville, Florida. You're hiding out there because you think it's too appauling, dangerous, and disgusting of a city for anyone to attack yo...
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:14 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: Theodor Geisel is eternal! He shall never die!
Replies: 18
Views: 2345

Re: Theodor Geisel is eternal! He shall never die!

applevac wrote:The red names signify that we were part of Theodor Seuss Geisel's Great Awakening in 2015! Check your group at your profile :D
P.S. Admins are this color, not this color.
Yes, my disciple. I have been awoken, and I shall be your God and Savior. I am pleased with your efforts.
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:54 am
Forum: Chit Chat
Topic: Theodor Geisel Debate
Replies: 84
Views: 11637

Re: Theodor Geisel Debate

Oh, my bad. It's been a while. Image
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:51 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Trapped, character folder.
Replies: 42
Views: 6897

Re: Trapped, character folder.

smexyfish45 wrote:
Quasar wrote:
smexyfish69 wrote:lol im a retard
Yes, yes you are.
... I'm too stupid to realize what I'm messing with.
lol. so can I
Trying to speak in a deep, sexy, resonant voice and typing in a blue color is nothing. There is only one Theodor Seuss Geisel. And that one is getting very, very angry...
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:49 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Guidelines
Replies: 37
Views: 11416

Re: Guidelines (BTW Quasar, can you sticky this?)

Quasar might be a little.... busy. I don't know if he'll be able to sticky it any time soon.
by Doctor Toast
Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:43 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Trapped, character folder.
Replies: 42
Views: 6897

Re: Trapped, character folder.

smexyfish45 wrote:Oh well, now think up a real character.
Excuse me? Am I not... "real" enough for you? You're lucky I'm in a joking mood because of that... erotic... thing that you sent me. If not, I may have turned you into a dog.